When someone boasts about what good sleepers their babies are
"I’m a dancer."
"Let’s see a dance move."
"Not right now."
"You’re not a dancer."
Soon I start embarrassingly chasing him around stores, right?
She was collecting rocks.
Spotted on Sunday morning while walking to get bagels.
me watching the Olympics:oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer:ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
Gotta work all your angles.